A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
is it me or did the dad lose 200 pounds in 5 seconds
ppl who randomly message u on the tumble are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the best day ever
i get like 10 hellos a day because of this post
No one ever messages me. 😒
I got seven hellos & hi’s the last time i reblogged this
I wish people did this to me…
i will never swear again
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASNT THAT
He did it. He actually managed to describe how it feels to live with depression and suicidal tendencies.
this is really, really important
The realist shit I’ve ever heard
If you knock on my door and I say “yeah” it doesn’t mean “Come on in!” it means “stay where you are and state your business.”
Blue Dragon Nudibranch Glaucus altanticus
I’m actually crying right now: dogs are beautiful and precious and loyal and happy and your dog loves you so much. Such a good dog.
This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.
he is too powerful
he must be contained before explosions