assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

spookycluko:

jasyzilla:

  • reading a fanfic
  • first line is OOC
  • image

I love this way too much

veggielezzyfemmie:

heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

I can’t stop looking at it…? Such a nice composition… 

veggielezzyfemmie:

heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

I can’t stop looking at it…? Such a nice composition… 

jamesmdavisson:

Alt text: “More actual results: ‘Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You [are the best. The best thing ever]’, ‘Revenge is a dish best served [by a group of people in my room]’, and ‘They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our [money].’”
from xkcd

jamesmdavisson:

Alt text: “More actual results: ‘Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You [are the best. The best thing ever]’, ‘Revenge is a dish best served [by a group of people in my room]’, and ‘They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our [money].’”

from xkcd

godotal:

It’s not the fact it exists, but that two stakes are missing

godotal:

It’s not the fact it exists, but that two stakes are missing

  • high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
  • college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.
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